wtf?

"due to financial cutbacks we can no longer provide u with necessities such as stretchers and jockstraps. But don't worry, the exec's will still get vacations. THAT crisis was avoided."

hahahahahahahahahah

what was that

i can't belive it

need 50 more comments

Back when I took CPR, I remember a door being an option if one could not locate a stretcher.

improvisation is the mother of necessity...