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In the Closet

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  • 8 Feb, 2009  |
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’
The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a baseball.’
Man: ‘That’s nice’
Boy: ‘Want to buy it?’
Man: ‘No, th! anks.’
Boy: ‘My Dad’s outside.’
Man: ‘OK, how much?’
Boy: ‘$250′


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‘Dark in here.’
Man: ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a baseball glove.’
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?’
Boy: ‘$750′
Man: ‘Sold.’

A few! days later, the Dad says to the boy, ‘Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.’

The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.’

The Dad asks, ‘How much did you sell them for?’
Boy: ‘$1,000′

The Dad says, ‘That’s terrible to over charge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m taking you to church, to confession.’

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here.’
The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again; you’re in my closet now.’

Source: funtasticus.com

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№1 Author: tapatio (20 Sep 2009 17:56) Total user comments: 2047


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CHIRP..

















CHIRP................




































I`VE SEEN BETTER SHITS AT TRUCK STOP BATHROOMS...
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№2 Author: salsapopo (5 Oct 2009 12:28) Total user comments: 12723


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hahahhahahhahahhahahhahah
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№3 Author: tapatio (7 Oct 2009 18:17) Total user comments: 2047


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????????????????????????????







still not funny.!
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№4 Author: jacobo (9 Oct 2009 01:22) Total user comments: 184


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№5 Author: CherryD (29 Oct 2009 04:37) Total user comments: 53


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fuckin stupid
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№6 Author: nolife (17 Nov 2009 06:37) Total user comments: 1907


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№7 Author: diablosin (1 Dec 2009 11:50) Total user comments: 105


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№8 Author: Zeldafox (12 Dec 2009 19:30) Total user comments: 0


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06 HAHAHAHAA ILMAO THATS A GOOD ONE 07
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№9 Author: LaGolosa69 (29 Dec 2009 17:41) Total user comments: 96


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haha it was kind of funny
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№10 Author: Karina (4 Apr 2010 12:55) Total user comments: 0


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That's fucking awsome!! 81
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№11 Author: shewentwhoa (22 Jul 2010 06:59) Total user comments: 1327


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i thought it was hilarious
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№12 Author: fluorescentG (30 Aug 2010 18:02) Total user comments: 3958


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good one 07
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№13 Author: Bender Rodriguez (4 Sep 2010 18:15) Total user comments: 1101


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hahaha i just got the one with the jew and $ 10000 and the lady with big breasts
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№14 Author: mahedi (11 Sep 2010 14:17) Total user comments: 10772


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№15 Author: 2fuzzy (6 Oct 2010 16:47) Total user comments: 10400


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stupid.
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№16 Author: raymond.wendt (31 Mar 2011 17:06) Total user comments: 9115


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yeah, that was a lot of reading for a little disappointment.
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№17 Author: DocMcCoy (10 Apr 2011 05:23) Total user comments: 6039


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That was funny and unexpected. 12
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№18 Author: AlienShooter (13 Sep 2011 23:26) Total user comments: 1199


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№19 Author: quackers (13 Oct 2011 16:48) Total user comments: 4830


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A little bit Stupid....
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