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How Much to Bite Your Breasts?

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A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”

“Nah”, says the little old Jewish man… “Costs too much…”

Source: funtasticus.com

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№1 Author: JFRIED (20 Feb 2009 17:52) Total user comments: 78


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LMAO
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№2 Author: salsapopo (5 Oct 2009 12:18) Total user comments: 12723


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hahahahahahahahah
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№6 Author: nolife (17 Nov 2009 06:58) Total user comments: 1907


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№7 Author: Salted_Nuts (17 Nov 2009 13:14) Total user comments: 466


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HAHAHAH nice one
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№8 Author: MathIsHard (8 Mar 2010 01:23) Total user comments: 1404


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meh
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№9 Author: shewentwhoa (22 Jul 2010 07:33) Total user comments: 1327


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hahahahahahahha dirty old man
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№10 Author: fluorescentG (30 Aug 2010 17:46) Total user comments: 3958


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this would work for sure if you find the right target..
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№11 Author: Bender Rodriguez (4 Sep 2010 17:59) Total user comments: 1101


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hahahaha ... i don't get it
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№12 Author: astroboy3000 (1 Oct 2010 22:00) Total user comments: 2543


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you gotta watch out for the Jews, Mel Gibson told us time and time again
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№13 Author: 2fuzzy (6 Oct 2010 16:38) Total user comments: 10400


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cute.
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№14 Author: amerJD (18 Oct 2010 02:48) Total user comments: 1400


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№17 Author: Deathunter (20 Feb 2011 12:51) Total user comments: 91


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are there girls this stupid in real life 15
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№18 Author: plaidpancake (5 Aug 2011 23:18) Total user comments: 2475


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creepy jews
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