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The Perfect Woman

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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

“Well,” the Redneck replied, “they’re all lookin’ to get married, so you came to the right place. Why don’t you look ‘em over and pick the one you want?”

The man was ecstatic, and decided to take each one out to dinner to size them all up. The first night he dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man’s opinion.

“Well,” said the man, “she’s just a wee bit - not that you can hardly notice - pigeon-toed.”

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.

“Well,” the man replied, “she’s just a wee bit - not that you can hardly tell - crosseyed.”

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just perfect! She’s the one I want to marry.”

The redneck gave his blessing, so the couple was wed immediately. Months later their first baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

“Well,” explained the Redneck, “she was just a wee bit - not that you could hardly tell - pregnant when you met her.”

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№1 Author: tapatio (23 Sep 2009 16:00) Total user comments: 2047


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*uck you and your stupid joke..! 16
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№2 Author: salsapopo (4 Oct 2009 10:03) Total user comments: 12723


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№3 Author: nolife (24 Nov 2009 00:09) Total user comments: 1907


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№4 Author: woli (19 Mar 2010 04:52) Total user comments: 10


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№5 Author: astroboy3000 (30 Jul 2010 19:25) Total user comments: 2543


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just throw it away and start over
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№6 Author: fluorescentG (31 Aug 2010 18:41) Total user comments: 3958


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hahah 05
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№7 Author: DocMcCoy (9 Mar 2011 22:48) Total user comments: 6039


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That's a good one. 07
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№8 Author: Lizard King (22 Mar 2011 20:22) Total user comments: 292


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LOL good one.
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№9 Author: mahedi (16 Jul 2011 13:44) Total user comments: 10772


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№10 Author: Forfattare (10 Apr 2013 22:58) Total user comments: 897


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:04: :07: nice one
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