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Honest Date

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  • 15 Jun, 2009  |
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A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.

To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.
Finally he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?”

“No,” she said, “but my Mother’s not looking to get laid.”

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№1 Author: jmays931 (28 Aug 2009 19:08) Total user comments: 529


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Goes to show all women are postitutes, only some are honest about it
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