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Condoms explained for an 8 year old

Story | 11 Jun, 2009 | Views: 1449 |  +2   |  
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son… Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The Dad replies, “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”

“Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men.” the Dad answers, “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.

With a sigh, the Dad replied, “Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March…”


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№1 Author: ash666 (3 Aug 2009 08:07) Total user comments: 1856


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hahahahahahahhaa
i love that 04
№2 Author: jmays931 (28 Aug 2009 19:18) Total user comments: 529


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He's a lucky man if he's married and still getting it 12 times a year....lol
№3 Author: raymond.wendt (8 Apr 2011 04:00) Total user comments: 8711


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jmays931,

true.... so true.... (at least with his wife)

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