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Anal Deodorant

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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks a clerk for an anal deodorant. The clerk explains that they don’t stock such a thing. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The store clerk passes the man on to the pharmacist, who explains that the store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago, and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks the man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product. The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. The customer explains that the instructions on the reverse state, “Push up bottom to use.”

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№1 Author: jmays931 (28 Aug 2009 19:27) Total user comments: 529


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might burn a bir...but the smell is pleasent
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№2 Author: raymond.wendt (8 Apr 2011 04:01) Total user comments: 9115


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bleh! not good.
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№3 Author: plaidpancake (7 Apr 2012 01:37) Total user comments: 2475


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that was weak
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