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The old virgin with crabs

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  • 21 May, 2009  |
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One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”. No” she said, “I am an eighty year old virgin.”

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs.”The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.” After examining, the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.”

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№1 Author: mudassargold (20 Aug 2010 20:12) Total user comments: 1951


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№2 Author: miscellaneous (4 Dec 2010 18:34) Total user comments: 4179


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№3 Author: plaidpancake (29 Aug 2011 22:50) Total user comments: 2475


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lol thats really funny
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