A man is caught speeding down the motorway at 100 mph and is stopped by a policeman who asks him to get out his car and to walk straightly down the middle white line in the road.
Doing as the policeman says the man does get out his car and attempt to walk down the line. The policeman stops him and says “I’m afraid im going to have to take you back to the station your staggering there.”
Hearing this the man turns round and says “oohh! You’re not so bad lookin yourself.”