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Piece of Ass?

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  • 4 May, 2009  |
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After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, “Miss, would y’all give me a piece of ass?”

“Lord, that’s the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” gasped the girl. Then she smiled and added, “Sure, why not? It’s pretty slow here right now, so let’s go!”

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, “Will there be anything else?”

“Yes,” replied the tourist. “Where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon ‘n watuh cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink.”

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