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Charles & the Genie

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  • 7 Apr, 2009  |
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Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen’s favorite corgi. He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a Genie popped up and said “Your highness I can give you one wish. What would you like?”

The Prince said “This is mummy’s favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?”.

So the Genie said “Let’s have a look at the dog.”
“Oh no, nothing can be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover there is too much damage to the dog … nothing can be done”.

“But you must,” says the Prince, “It’s mummy’s favorite!”.

“I’m sorry” said the Genie, “there’s no way I can bring it back to life”.

“OK” said the prince, “But do I still have a wish?”.

“Yes”, said the Genie.

“Well”, said the Prince, “I’m marrying Camilla in April, could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?”.

The Genie thought for a while then said “Let’s have another look at the dog”.

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