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Naughty Jokes

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  • 9 Feb, 2009  |
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man. ” 6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?” “Yeah, my first blowjob.” “Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.” “No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”

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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?” He coolly replies, “Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you.”

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

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№1 Author: Ty Webb (25 Jul 2009 02:28) Total user comments: 6156


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What's black, white and red and cant walk through a doorway?????
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Answer. A Nun with a spear thru her head(side to side)
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№2 Author: theothersqueeze (11 Sep 2009 00:13) Total user comments: 42


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76 Like when a woman told her husband that she's got her period.. Her husband replies "Does your mouth have a period too?" 25
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№3 Author: dodgers01 (4 Oct 2009 21:23) Total user comments: 238


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hahahahaha^^
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№4 Author: salsapopo (5 Oct 2009 12:15) Total user comments: 12723


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hahahahaha^^hahahahaha^^hahaha
haha^^hahahahaha^^hahahahaha^^
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№5 Author: tapatio (7 Oct 2009 18:26) Total user comments: 2047


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/////////////////////?????????
????????????
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№6 Author: nolife (17 Nov 2009 22:01) Total user comments: 1907


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№7 Author: dazen (11 Apr 2010 11:08) Total user comments: 1213


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hahahahah 07 09 07
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№8 Author: shewentwhoa (22 Jul 2010 07:27) Total user comments: 1327


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hahahaha
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№9 Author: astroboy3000 (30 Jul 2010 19:17) Total user comments: 2543


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aaahh... soft boobies and hard cocks
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№10 Author: fluorescentG (30 Aug 2010 19:48) Total user comments: 3958


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last one was good
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№11 Author: Bender Rodriguez (6 Sep 2010 10:52) Total user comments: 1101


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what's more sadistic than a baby in a dumpster?






a baby in 2 dumpster
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№12 Author: amerJD (18 Oct 2010 02:43) Total user comments: 1400


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hahahaha........ 07 07 10 10 10
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№13 Author: You-Know-Who (27 Dec 2010 11:22) Total user comments: 499


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Finally some naughty jokes that are actually funny!! 06 06
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№14 Author: Lu (3 Jan 2011 19:12) Total user comments: 15082


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№15 Author: raymond.wendt (31 Mar 2011 16:41) Total user comments: 9115


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pretty funny.
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№16 Author: AlienShooter (13 Sep 2011 23:38) Total user comments: 1199


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