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Darwin Awards 2013 (10 pics)

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Darwin Awards 2013 nominees.

10th place

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough!

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9th place

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]


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8th place

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”


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7th place

Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.


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6th place

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15.


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5th place

An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.




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4th place

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.


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3rd place

A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.


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2nd place

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.


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1st place - Congratulation for making human kind better!

When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.


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№1 Author: styopa (24 Dec 2013 02:27) Total user comments: 957


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1st place is the only actual "Darwin" award, since they removed themselves from the gene pool, ie, Darwin. The rest are only "stupid" awards, which, in this context, is almost ironic.
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№2 Author: Slugsie (24 Dec 2013 03:30) Total user comments: 1519


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I don't think you know what the Darwin awards are about A/C, as only #1 is actually a potential Darwin Award nominee.
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№3 Author: Nelson (24 Dec 2013 06:18) Total user comments: 0


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Indeed, human stupidity is infinite...
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№4 Author: adzhoe (24 Dec 2013 08:03) Total user comments: 14959


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just slap some other picture to a different story...uh huh, slick...
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№5 Author: YeahRight (24 Dec 2013 08:57) Total user comments: 1632


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...can one say 'puke' for the first future darwin winner??? :15: :15: :15:
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№6 Author: Fishcake (24 Dec 2013 15:40) Total user comments: 0


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As noted all but 1 are not actually valid for the Darwin awards and the Mental Patient bus driver story has been doing the rounds for years.
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