doritos, so much flavor it's like a kick in the nuts.

Tits in a box? Well played, Japan. Well played.

ambiguously gay doritos!

why do they like cartoons so much? especially that asshole hello kitty?

no jellied tentacles?
no candy apple door knobs?
no up-skirt caramel cameltoes?
no bravura bon-bons?
no bukake cream soda?
no hentai spagetti-o's?

Japan, I am disapoint

Hentai

C'mon, that's not cat piss in a bottle, is it?

I'll eat anything I can arm-wrestle down my throat 2 falls out of 3. All of this stuff is no exception: I love to eat Asian, and the food's pretty good too.

So sirry!