I never saved the planet from imminent destruction or aliens to get the hot chick.

i never went to dallas with debbie

.....But of course!...

I never brush my teeth without the toothpaste foaming around my mouth...

only in movies the computers make a sound for every things that show on the screen

I've never run at break neck speed from an attacker who is merely walking
at a medium pace and yet never put any distance between us.

My bicycle has never exploded unto a tree when I crash. true story

I live in a neighborhood where there is always police sirens. Just like in the the movies with the ghetto scenes

I never, in one easy sweep, shaved from my left - to my right ear without cutting myself.

That furious typing always makes me go lolwat and kinda ruins the mood.

I have never gotten shot in the leg and continued running for five minutes with a limp, then suddenly nothing is wrong anymore.

Ive never been in a dream inside a dream inside a dream trying to wake up in the original dream where I have actually woken up in the dream before only to slip into another dream that presides next to the drea.... oh forget it.

Inception get me outta here...............!

never have i been the underdog that got the hot cheerleader