WTF Advices (15 pics)

nahh notes in panties r awesome even if u forgot them ur boyfriend would remind u

I was gonna ask if these were all really old but she has a smart phone in the last pic. Mind blown. Also, a idea, f you have brand new heels, buff the bottoms with sand paper so they are gritty real fast! Dont just bring potatos in your purse and whip them out every few hours :/ thats retarded! and im so glad that lady is 'thrilled with her 3D hat picture'...lol wtf..

Yeah, I'm going to hard boil eggs to use as hand warmers.

some good advice i have been given...

as adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we
smell gas, i find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in
such emergencies

record the sound of your girlfriend having an orgasm, and then listen to the
tape through headphones next time you make love. that way you can have realistic sex without waking her up

an empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an effective but
inexpensive vibrator

if a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. simply pour a
jug of boiling water down itheir throat and the blockage is
almost instantly removed

avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply
pissing in the sink

If you don't have any shoes, use empty Kleenex boxes instead. Works great!
All out of adult diapers? use a trash bag and a TV Guide.

Can you use those eggs if you have a cold butt?

I would be really surprised if I became a rapist "mmm I like your body girl.....wtf why are there sanitary pads stuck all over you? and egg in your pockets! and whats this a post it note"

don't eat the yellow snow

never go to Warp speed in an asteroid field

always put a litter bag in your car
it doesn't take up much room and when it gets full,
you can just through it out the window

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
(Especially when giving them grief.)

The words "My" "Rash" "See" and "Wanna" don't go well together in a sentence.

i don't think the hard boiled egg thing it a good idea, they smell bad

these people are nutz!