None of them are the True definition of words. They may accurately represent what the word entails however.

Moderately funny. Validity dependent on circumstances blah blah blah obligatory redundant analysis comment. =)

That first one is pretty thoughtless though. Morals are more than what your groin is telling you to do!

Slugsie,
I think the author was being ironic with this.

the bacon is a true story. i could NEVER be vegetarian, unless i could still eat bacon.

Some of them were pretty funny

A lot of them are pretty funny!@

Urban dictionary style ... I likey ... there should be an *app* for this

First one may be true in some cases but not all.

What then is a man with the morals of a woman? Dare I say,

quite true

It cuts to the bone. Ha!

Nice