What Would You Rather Do? (9 pics)

Fuck!

Can I do all my answers together?

sucking my fingers in a room naked where everyone thinks i smell like a fart that no one else is in ;) once I'm done fly naked to victoria models fall down the stairs into bed with them then show my parents whilst having it all told by morgan freeman.. whoop yeah :D

You'd have to pay me another $5 mill to tell ya how I wipe my ass

First one is a no-brainer. Don't kiss and tell.

Second one is to fly naked... No one can see you anyway. Do I really want to hear people talk shit about me? I already know they do.

Third is just dumb. I want a popcorn in my throat? I can eat Cheetos at my discretion forever.

Fourth - I'll sit in an empty room for 5 million/yr (it's only 8 - 5 for 5 days/week) for 2 years and then pay for my own dream job with extra money to do anything else I want.

Fifth - I'll use the backside of the sandpaper.. it is paper.

Sixth - James Earl Jones all the way. James Earl Jones voiced Darth Vader. Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins.

Seventh - Smell the fart because I can control how I feel about it. If everyone around me smelled my fart, nobody would hang around me and I can't get anything done where I need co-workers and business contacts, let alone a girlfriend.

Eighth - I'll shut my hand on every open door wearing a kevlar glove. Falling down stairs is basically public humiliation.

Nine - Watch porn with my parents? Are you fucking kidding me? My business partner and his dad and I have gone to strip joints, so how far off is that from watching porn with your parents?

1 - fuck'em all
2 - invisibility
3 - cheetos...fuck that's impossible
4 - Work my dream job!
5 - saran wrap!
6 - with morgan freeman I would feel more smart
7 - smell like fart, I would be invisible and smelling like cheetos anyway
8 - fall down from the stairs...my hand is really important
9 - what the fuck?

oh my god i'd rather watch it with them, why the fuck would i wanna to see them do that shit

Fly naked! New meaning to free as a bird!

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some creepy choices

First - I'd fuck them...

Second - Flying is better than being invisible (Even though that way I can't sneak into change rooms )

Third - Cheetos forever.

Fourth - I'll sit in an empty room for 5 million/yr (it's only 8 - 5 for 5 days/week) for 2 years and then pay for my own dream job with extra money to do anything else I want.

Fifth - I'll use the backside of the sandpaper.. it is paper.

Sixth - IDK...

Seventh - Smell the fart because I can control how I feel about it. If everyone around me smelled my fart, nobody would hang around me and I can't get anything done where I need co-workers and business contacts, let alone a girlfriend.

Eighth - I'll shut my hand on every open door wearing a kevlar glove. Falling down stairs is basically public humiliation.

Nine - Watch porn with my parents... Better than watching them


And yes, I copied some of my answers from Jimmy Johnson, because he had some really good ones. Credits go to him.

Brilliant!

this person has a small willy, clearly scared of being naked lol

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Why the fuck would anybody want to chat all night with Victoria's Secret models?

Some crazy choices

Some of those questions I have asked myself for a long time, like the flying one, the invisibility, and the most recurrent - the orgy with gorgeous girls.

The $5M a year sitting in empty white room will drive you insane
I can deal with number 1, 3 and 4

Cheetos, are you kidding me, James Earl Jones , people , invisibility , $5mill to set in a room, two weeks, I'm done, I'm invisible ... U'd never know .... poof!

ok

easy choices.

La verdad que son decisiones muy dificiles

just might be better-off to continue drinking