tea is OK, food terrible, expensive as heck, woman ugly, man fagot, cars crappy, food horrible, woman ugly, food crappy, beer ok, woman get better after many pints , many!

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London is shit. its full of eastern europeans with a penchant for stabbing you in the face, its expensive, the few locals you find who speak English are rude,a lot of it smells for some reason,the queen and her overpaid and underworked german relations live there, you can't travel on the tube or bus without fearing the muslim chap next to you may stand up and shout allah akhbar. it costs you 8 pounds to drive your car into the centre. and when you get there its cost you 20 pounds to park, you run the risk of seeing simon cowell!!!! the metropolitan police have a hit first ask questions later policy,they sell jellied eels ffs,hugh grant,dick van dyke and his cockney accent, jamie oliver and his mockney accent.london taxis who OWN the road,stinking victorian sewers,the london eye the worlds most expensive view of a shithole,chelsea footall club.