Top ten ways Las Vegas is better than Paris

10: Vegas not crawling with Frenchmen
9: Impossible to get a "I crapped out in Paris" T-shirt
8: Hard to get change at the Louvre at 4am
7: Paris inconveniently located thousands of miles from nuclear test sites
6: Sorbonne basketball team is five tiny white guys
5: Paris: men in berets on bicycles
Las Vegas: Orangutans in cowboy hats riding unicycles
6: just kidding
4: Vegas didn't lose a single inch to the Nazi war machine
3: Palace of Versailles does not offer double jackpot every fifteen minutes
2: Las Vegans: hard working, patriotic citizens
Parisians: arrogant, wine swilling cheese heads

#1: Ten dollars won't buy you sex act in desert outside Paris

One reason why Paris is better than Vegas:

The Tour Eiffel and The Arc de Triomphe are the original one!

And what about Trion's Rift? I think it's waaaaaay better than World of Warcraft (who are simplifying the gameplay so much, babies can play it)...

not into video games. they always look cool though.

Nice list. My son enjoys most of those.