Sound advice.

That's a lot to remember... I'll just write crib notes on her where she can't see them.

wow, maybe that's where i'm going wrong...

ok 1 question to ask....is there any releation between ignoring other parts and the windows 7 logo !!

definitely written by a woman

thanks

This gives out the message quite clearly..

I assume it was written by a women, I have to ask:
Who did you had sex with? And why did you continued if he treats you like that?

nice

this is all pretty obvious im happy I dont do any of these things just respect the woman and be patient not a kid in a candy store

Bookmarked

#6 and #26 - not always true

The others - fundamentaly true.

And why would anybody be suprised that this was written by a woman? I mean - why, would a man know better?

Now I just have to say these are not true for all women. Sure it might be your opinion but i know many many women that like all of them baring one or two, but over all they are musts. It's kinda funny to think people can have sex that dull

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i give up, I'm going back to jerking off

Definitely written by a femenist

Ok, Im moving forward

Oh my, where do I even start!
Those discouraged by the above, it's plain common sense. If you can't understand that much then yes, go back to masturbating. Please.

I have never had a man do any of those things except maybe head straight for the vagina too quickly - but which man doesn't?? I wouldn't even think he's normal if he didn't!!

Everyone is different so I will resume all 40 points into 1. Communicate with her to see what she likes and how. Just talking about it will be a turn-on for both, and men are more than happy to comply to whatever floats your boat.

So the 1 common mistake most men make is not communicating.

But then again, how can you expect them to when they have no more blood above the waist? So really I think it's up to women to tell them. If that doesn't work then find one who is not retarded.

so true!!

Is there time for all this if her husband is on his way home?


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Just kidding . . .

right it is all our fault...

writer clearly exaggerated so retarded ones can understand too...and of course not all of it is true as every woman is different. also the same woman will not like the same thing every day, so guys... sorry

No advice needed

This just might help a lot of people out there (newbies, etc.).

now that is a lot.. i'll just jerking off..