What, is that really going to hide your penis from public? And you get the experiance of stepping into muddy pisswater as a bonus? Don't slip and trip!

ok

Apparently, the Dutch are not modest.

Wouldn't pissing on the tree be easier?

Useful Idea

Will be useful in-case of emergency

I've used one... the piss is pumped back to a container, it doesn't just dribble down to your feet. LOL

And the women, what do they use? Also human, you know.

what an awful idea. And two dawgs pissing at the same tree?

Ummmmm, pissing at a tree has never been a problem for men. Women still have no solution...
FAIL.

It's still going to stink like piss.

they should make seats for women!

Dumb

well, if they are going to pee all over anywhere, at least this way the hose can be fed into the ground to keep from getting the pissmud.

unfortunately they had to think of something like this....