"A list of all the simple things we should appreciate." You mean like short and to the point lists?

@capt. huffnpuff: Life isn't short or to the point, so a list celebrating it probably wouldn't be either

and re #'s 259, 260 and 270 (my favorites):

"have you ever been asleep at night, and you're awakened by a noise you're convinced is someone breaking in your house and they're gonna kill ya? But instead of getting up and escaping you just go back to bed?"

- Jim Gaffigan, "Doing My Time"

Fresh crisp sheets,my teenage kids calling me dad and not "weirdo" for a change!!!

1. The moment your drink kicks in.
2. Not being disappointed at the conclusion to a movie.
3. Getting your steak, lobster, or dinner exactly the way you ordered.
4. Hitting traffic lights so that one light doesn't add 20 more minutes.
5. Going more than three consecutive days without hearing shit about Donald Trump's clown bid for the Presidency.

MathIsHard, Life is short. Whatever happens, happens. Why waste time making lists? Get out and do!

There were many things I agreed to

A different version of some of these little things:

260. Waking up and not being tied.

271. The excitement of your pet when you don't come home.

272. The first day of wearing shorts in the winter.

276. When people survive the food you make.

277. The first drop from a roller coaster ride.

281. The smell of old hookers.

286. The first time a person forgets your name.

298. When you catch something that was thrown to you from far away, with your head.

340. Seeing bus drivers middle-finger wave at each other.

345. Falling asleep on a couch and waking up with a marker dick on you.

352. Being the first and the only to applaud in the audience.

353. The sound of crickets in your room at night.

356. Using new markers on some drunk guy at a party.

WOW, how many wonderful feelings are in me right now....

Great ones!

getting into a warm car, at night in the winter

shooting the load in her eye

I guess most of those apply to everyone in the World, regardless your country of origin...!

357. This list ending

I agree. 358 shorter lists.

Ok

Funny!

Too true especially some.

tl;dr

Kinda lame.

can relate to most of those!

the first wake up in summer break.
the first motorbike start in spring.
listening the complete silence.

these my own favourite moments

That's nice. It made me realize I'm somewhat too keen on acknowledging failure and not grateful enough for all the little things.

I'm somewhat fascinated by the negative comments concerning the list's length, they sound almost as if someone tied their heads to their chairs and forced them to read it through.

These are great. I enjoy most of them too. A few instructions on how to give pleasure to others... I'll use some of them!