God...acidcow must be short on dumps...green Sim dump always indicates a problem with the liver

Yep.
But #1 (...and #2) is so true...

i tried to come up with some clever joke about the sims but i couldnt :/

i really laughed at this I couldn't help it because I've played it for many time and yes the sims people are so dumb and make stupid things - and the main thing i liked to do with them was put them in a room without a door and watch them piss theirselves, and dying hungry. And put them on the pool and delete the ladder so they would fall asleep and die drowned, or just set them on fire xD

Call Of Duty Rules

Never got into Sims, but agree with the others... AC this post is a reach.

i love the sims