James Cameron's re-release?

That's not a ponytail!

For true Avatar fans, the fleshlight has to be anatomically correct.

so now it became erotic to have sex with a tall blue creature that has a tail!!!!

HUH?

kinda awkward, no?

Wouldn't the possibly toxic pH level of a Na'vi vagina turn the human penis into something resembling a burnt matchstick?

And if one considers the scale mismatch, any inter-species coitus would result in the proverbial hot dog down the hallway, thus end in failiure.

Any takers on the blue bi-clitoral, octo-labial tulip?

Desperate people do desperate things. I'd bet Na'vi would be one wild ride.

stretching the profits...

Yikes,
What would the emergency roon nurses say if my wife put super-glue inside this?
"I just fell on it. Really"

looks more like a rattlesnake mouth ready to strike than a vagina

I'm glad I'm not a loser and have a girlfriend.

Very interesting.

Wow... how odd.