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Funny Exam Answers (23 pics)

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Collection of funny school exam answers.

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And here are even more:

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


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№1 Author: fluorescentG (23 Sep 2010 02:10) Total user comments: 3958


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they may get partial credit unfortunately 02
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№2 Author: amerJD (23 Sep 2010 04:20) Total user comments: 1400


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№3 Author: thassos (23 Sep 2010 07:06) Total user comments: 362


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If these are all American tests, no wonder the responses. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers. Anyway, half of them seem fake. 08
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№4 Author: astroboy3000 (23 Sep 2010 07:19) Total user comments: 2543


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and if they were romanian tests all the answers would be about dracula and gypsies.
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№5 Author: Link was here (23 Sep 2010 10:09) Total user comments: 1329


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The future is looking bright indeed! 05
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№6 Author: deleted (23 Sep 2010 11:37) Total user comments: 56


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astroboy3000,
nope... as thassos said, stupid questions deserve stupid answers ;)
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№7 Author: R.E. Bell (23 Sep 2010 12:20) Total user comments: 189


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For some i'd give them credit anyway 04
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№8 Author: VelveTongue (23 Sep 2010 12:55) Total user comments: 1052


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are this for real?? 06
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№9 Author: nico (23 Sep 2010 13:31) Total user comments: 3050


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№10 Author: jurij (23 Sep 2010 14:45) Total user comments: 352


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№11 Author: 2fuzzy (23 Sep 2010 14:51) Total user comments: 10400


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No most are fake Velve. Anybody can give a incorrect smart ass, the challenge is to give a smart ass answer and still be correct.
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№12 Author: mahedi (23 Sep 2010 15:16) Total user comments: 10772


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Nice sense of humor
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№13 Author: Naphia (23 Sep 2010 17:17) Total user comments: 1071


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Some are so stupid that they are good. (Fake? Some of the hand writings look very similar.)
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№14 Author: Lu (23 Sep 2010 19:57) Total user comments: 15082


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All answered by the same dude? 07
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№15 Author: Ghnosto (23 Sep 2010 21:15) Total user comments: 393


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2 bear polars
& 4 seals
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good answer
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№16 Author: Nsibai (23 Sep 2010 22:43) Total user comments: 5694


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№17 Author: raymond.wendt (24 Sep 2010 11:18) Total user comments: 9115


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better than a blank
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№18 Author: joffenbaker (24 Sep 2010 22:14) Total user comments: 4965


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Appalatian
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№19 Author: Jinxaruny (27 Sep 2010 11:26) Total user comments: 10324


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№20 Author: DocMcCoy (21 May 2011 03:02) Total user comments: 6039


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I think this is made up. Stupid questions.
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