The Story of the Lord and Adam (5 pics)

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"And God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept:
and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
And the rib, which God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man"

Let's see what really happened in the Garden of Eden.




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№1 Author: Michelle (4 Jun 2010 04:07) Total user comments: 680


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№2 Author: Shay (4 Jun 2010 04:26) Total user comments: 1297


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Last frame said it....what the hell?!? 88 48
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№3 Author: Jimmy Johnson (4 Jun 2010 04:46) Total user comments: 5518


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I'm sure God could make a woman from scratch if he made the friggin' universe in six days. The people that compiled their fairy tales to make the Bible weren't too bright, were they?
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№8 Author: Cewre (4 Jun 2010 09:49) Total user comments: 568


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xD lolz
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№9 Author: samedru (4 Jun 2010 12:37) Total user comments: 539


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super cool !!!
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№10 Author: fluorescentG (4 Jun 2010 17:05) Total user comments: 3958


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i thought they didn't cover their genitals til later... the apple and serpent
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Jajajajajajaja!!! Very creative 07
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№12 Author: peterflynn (4 Jun 2010 18:30) Total user comments: 958


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Jimmy

Actually, God did make a woman from scratch first, Lillith. She had her own ideas and spoke her mind, which Adam didn't like. So from Adam's rib God created Eve- a more subserviant creature. Religion is so freakin' hilarious! 37
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№14 Author: DocMcCoy (4 Jun 2010 21:41) Total user comments: 6039


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There are some good stories, but just stories. 07
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holy crap look over there 07 07 07 07 43 43
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№18 Author: Jimmy Johnson (5 Jun 2010 00:41) Total user comments: 5518


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peterflynn - That's why people should take stories from the Bible as more allegorical than factual.

Jesus didn't die for our sins. He is simply a representation of the "martyr" that takes on the burden of responsibility (of sin). This way, religion deflects one's choice and their consequences to a higher power. Thus stupifying and dis-empowering the believer.

Doesn't the story go something like this - I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so I can be born. Once alive, I will allow myself to be killed as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.

Praise the Lord!
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№19 Author: Ty Webb (5 Jun 2010 03:31) Total user comments: 6156


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Now we just get McRib sammiches
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religion blaaaah 17
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these comments are funnier than the post! 07
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