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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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These are taken from real CVs and cover letters and were printed in the July 21,1997 issue of Fortune Magazine
1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.”
2. “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.”
3. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”
4. “Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.”
5. “Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.”
6. “Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”



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In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later…



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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir …..can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says , “Ma’am I’m blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line……It’s a good all around rod and reel and it’s $20.00.”



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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (114 pics)

Funny picdump (114 pics)

Funny picdump (114 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Girl's Kama Sutra (21 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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There are always some unique people in every social network.
Some funny photos.

Faces of Facebook (30 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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The Blue Screen of Death (also known as a stop error, BSoD, bluescreen, or Blue Screen of Doom) is a colloquialism used for the error screen displayed by some operating systems, most notably Microsoft Windows, after encountering a critical system error which can cause the system to shut down to prevent damage.

Blue Screen of Death Gallery (61 pics)

Blue Screen of Death Gallery (61 pics)



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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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OMG!

Garbage Village (7 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Here we go!

I took an exclusive tour around the Nokia Handset Test Laboratory in Farnborough yesterday — see what you think. It really has given me a different viewpoint on (and a new-found respect for) Nokia handsets. I’ve always found them reliable and generally well-built, but when you take a look at the level of punishing tests they subject every revision of their handsets to, it really does demonstrate why they’re so well made.

Nokia’s Handset Test Laboratory in Farnborough

Nokia’s Handset Test Laboratory in Farnborough


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Jožin z bažin (originally 1978) is a song by Czech musician and comedian Ivan Mládek, and is one of his best known songs. He even called it the "National Anthem" of his Countryshows. In January 2008, the song became popular in Poland and Hungary, winning several radio hitlists. It is also popular in Austria and Russia, sporting a cult following in blogs and several versions of translations. The song is a surreal tale of a mysterious man-eating (especially those coming from Prague) monster (Jožin z bažin, Joe from the swamps) living in the swamps. He could be defeated only with the use of a cropduster. A Polish cabaret called Kabaret pod Wyrwigroszem ('Cabaret under a torn out grosz') created a parody of "Jožin z bažin," entitled "Donald marzy" ('Donald dreams'), about the Polish prime minister, Donald Tusk. The Ivan Mládek Banjo Band has created Polish version of "Jožin z bažin.". The nearest equivalent musical style in English is that of the Wurzels.

I recommend to view.

Jozin z bazin


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Both the town and its hinterland, for different reasons, are very photogenic and have therefore attracted film makers. The town itself was the setting for the 2005 film Opal Dream. The hinterland, notably the Breakaways and Moon Plain, have featured as backdrops in films including Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Red Planet, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Pitch Black and Salute of the Jugger which made considerable use of locals as extras. Coober Pedy also featured in the second season of the TV series, The Amazing Race. The book Wildfire by Chris Ryan includes Coober Pedy but states that there are only 3 buildings on the surface and the rest of the town is underground. The town is a pivotal location in Wim Wenders' 1999 film Until the End of the World.

Coober Pedy (17 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Shoichi Uchiyama, the Japanese author behind an insect recipe book, says that spiders are presently his preferred dish. Gently boiled and served on a bed of rice, the meat, he said, is soft and reminiscent of simmered soy beans.

Insect Sushi (11 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Football Trophy & Awards (32 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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People having fun on roller coasters

Roller Coaster... (19 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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No comments...

Stupid Freak (5 pics)


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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This is what happens when someone says, "dude, your car can totally fit through those doors!"

STI parked in a living room (6 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Some of them are really funny 04
And it's SFW


Faces of sex (46 pics)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Red bull helicopter does back flips! (10.0 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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The White Stripes gave the shortest concert in the History :)) (1.7 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Lebron James secretly farts (1.4 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Explosion of a 2000 lbs bomb (1.2 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Animals are so funny (2.6 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Top 10 Dunks – Sprite Slam Dunk Showdown (6.6 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Father pranksters – parents can be so cruel sometimes (9.4 Mb)


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Harry Potter has ADHD?! (5.4 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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A man is beatboxing in a street of New York (6.5 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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Monkey and cat make out (3.3 Mb)


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  • 16 Jun, 2009  |
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World of Pain 2 - Build your character, upgrade your stats and skills. Fight enemies, gain experience and go threw the story. The encounter frequency is 10 by default. That means you can have a battle each 10 steps, if you want more battles you will click on 5. You can change that any time. You can try to flee battles, but if you fail you can't attack until next turn. Arrow Keys/WASD: Move. Shift: Run. Mouse: Select. Space: Open chests and talk to people.

World of Pain 2