This is from World War II in the European Theater when the Germans invaded Russia and the great Battle of Stalingrad on August 21,1942 took place with combined casualties estimated above 1.5 million.

My name: Irina, I am 18 years old
I live in Russia, the city of Moscow
About me: I am nice and kind and sweet...umm...the sweetest! I am a sort of little angel with a bit of devil in me. I am the happiest girl on earth! I am easy going and like nite clubbing...I like moving...

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A fish from Mars is getting lonely, help him prepare for a huge jump towards Earth!

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Ok, this is not exactly funny, but I thought is quite sobering and interesting to read. Here is a list of what being poor actually means….

Being poor is knowing exactly how much everything costs.

Being poor is getting angry at your kids for asking for all the crap they see on TV.

Being poor is having to keep buying $800 cars because they’re what you can afford, and then having the cars break down on you, because there’s not an $800 car in America that’s worth a damn.

I like to listen to beautiful music and to look at attractive people (not only outwardly, but also and soul) I love roses, lilies, peonies From meal - various salads, I adore a potato, dishes of fish, cheese. I adore sweets!!!! From drinks I prefer COFFEE and juice In clothes I prefer comfort Favourite colours - black, dark blue, green, violet. It if it is short...

Stories with blonds will never stop.
But this blond has gone too far.
She lied down between the rails before the train coming.
And all this for what? To show her “buddies” how cool she was!

There is an unusual woman in Lithuania. Her everyday main dish is sand from more than 10 years. She said: “Sand is more delicious to me than chocolate.” It’s on you to decide is this usual or not, I think for many people this meal is too strange. But for someone it is eatable and taste so good hat you can’t even imagine that.

Great collection...

It’s impressive, how far people can go to get illegally to another country!
Just look at it!

The Mikoyan MiG-29 is a 4th generation jet fighter aircraft designed in the Soviet Union for an air superiority role. Developed in the 1970s by the Mikoyan design bureau, it entered service with the Soviet Air Force in 1983, and remains in use by the Russian Air Force as well as in many other nations. NATO’s reporting name for the MiG-29 is "Fulcrum", which was unofficially used by Soviet pilots in service. It was developed to counter new American fighters such as the F-16 Fighting Falcon, and the F/A-18 Hornet.

These people pay money for them to steal coal. During the day on one station collects several dozen truckloads of stolen coal, which is then exported and sold.

Why can't we buy those fuel-efficient, well-designed, easy-to-park European cars here in the U.S.?

Kruger National Park is the largest game reserve in South Africa. It covers 18,989 square km (7,332 sq mi) and extends 350 km (217 mi) from north to south and 60 km (37 mi) from east to west.

To the west and south of the Kruger National Park are the two South African provinces of Limpopo and Mpumalanga. In the north is Zimbabwe, and to the east is Mozambique. It is now part of the Great Limpopo Transfrontier Park, a peace park that links Kruger National Park with the Gonarezhou National Park in Zimbabwe, and with the Limpopo National Park in Mozambique.

The park is part of the Kruger to Canyons Biosphere, an area designated by the United Nations Education and Scientific Organisation (UNESCO) as an International Man and Biosphere Reserve (the "Biosphere").

Try to survive by yourself through 11 days of pure hell until your receive reinforcements. Strategically employ gunners to wipe out the Indian force.

1. Child-safety seat manufacturers are starting to make bigger models after a recent study showed that over 250,000 U.S. children age 6 and under are too fat to use them.

2. According to a study by the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale University, nearly half the 4,000 people responding to an online survey about obesity said they would give up a year of their life rather than be fat.

3. Between 15 percent and 30 percent also said they would rather walk away from their marriage, give up the possibility of having children, be depressed, or become alcoholic rather than be obese.

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

Hii there! My name is Natalie im 21 years old, i have 3 sisters. I live at home with my parents and two younger sisters. I work full time as an office clerk in wednesbury, its not the best job in the world but keeps the money rolling in i guess lol...

This time the masters of Photoshop made from celebrities grandpas and grandmas.
Great photo montage.

Any ideas?
The answer is after the jump...

Only in India!

Very, very hot ass!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...