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  • 29 Mar, 2009  |
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Here are some apparently actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Signed Off: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Signed Off: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem #1: Number 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
Signed Off: Number 2 propeller seepage normal.
Problem #2: Propellers 1, 3, and 4 lack normal seepage.



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  • 29 Mar, 2009  |
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Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, “You know we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico.”

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice jumps.



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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Mmmmmmmm... what a hot girl!

Spying is bad! (10 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Cool DIY device for big parties. Where can I get one? )))

How 100 people can enjoy beer at the same time (14 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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I very much loved crossword puzzles with connection of lines in the childhood and this girl most likely too)))

Highly original!

The human imagination has no borders (6 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Fascinating show.
Answer in continuation.

What is depicted on photo?


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Would you have enough boldness to try such vodka? I very much doubt it...

Vodka with suprize (17 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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You are confident, what held all notes in your hands? Throughout 70! Dollar notes of all times and the people.

About money... (75 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Currently the world's largest aircraft, the An-225 Mriya (dream) stemmed from the need to transport large items for the Soviet space programme. Previously a converted Myasishchev Mya-4 'Bison' bomber had been used to carry outsize items on its back, but this had a limited payload capacity, meaning many components had to be disassembled or not carried at all...

An-225 heavy load cargo aircraft (24 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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"Slightly" overloaded cars (84 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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Cinder is a hairless chimp that lives at the St. Louis Zoo. She wasn't always like this. She started losing hair when she was about 5 month old, being diagnosed with an autoimmune skin disease resulting in the loss of hair on the scalp and elsewhere on the body. Poor thing!

The Bald Chimpanzee (7 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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This girl is named by Kenadi. She was born in 2004 and suffers very rare disease. In the world there live all nearby 100 persons with a similar deviation. It, most likely, never will be above 75 sm and to weigh more than 4 kg. Unfortunately, presently similar people live no more than 30 years.

Mini-girl (27 pics)

Mini-girl (27 pics)


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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A monster truck is an automobile, typically styled after pickup trucks, modified or purposely built with extremely large wheels and suspension. They are used for competition and popular Sports Entertainment and in some cases they are featured alongside Motocross races, mud bogging, tractor pulls and car-eating robots. They are most popular in the United States.

Monster truck (27 pics)


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  • 27 Mar, 2009  |
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It is your coal to complete the list of goals and finish each of the tracks in 120 seconds or less.

Drift Runners


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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You're stuck inside a cube in some freakish circus side show. Figure a way out of there and find your friends!

Mental Showtime


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Maneuver the metal ball around the board by titling it until you get it to the blue circle.

Tilt


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Background:
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr.Laura penned by a US resident and it was also posted on the Internet:-

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.



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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Two mates loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed” she explained. ‘I’m afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house’.

“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.



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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

7. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”



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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Here it is a sound (3.5 Mb)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (82 pics)

Funny picdump (82 pics)

Funny picdump (82 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Then try this, but only if she likes popcorn ))

Want to surprise your beloved? (4 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Graduation Party (20 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Try to guess what )))

It seems something gone wrong ))) (4 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Good selection of the sexy Asian girls.

Sexy Asian Girls (100 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Oh yeah! 04 04

The most reliable operating system (25 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Not only people, but animals suffer from obesity too :(

Obviously it's time to loose weight (23 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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The rough imagination of freaks does not give them rest. Till eyelids have reached.
More cautiously, photos not for the nervous.

Hit of the Day! Piercing on eyelid (17 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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No, you cannot imagine its scales at all. The given gas platform is the greatest in the world object which can move on an earth surface. Weight of 1.2 million tons, and at length above Tour d'Eiffel!

The greatest oil platform in the world (3 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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"A black racer devouring a glass snake just outside my front door in Satellite Beach..."

Snake Eating Snake (11 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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A dust storm or sandstorm is a meteorological phenomenon common in arid and semi-arid regions and arises when a gust front passes or when the wind force exceeds the threshold value where loose sand and dust are removed from the dry surface...

Dust storm (22 pics)


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  • 26 Mar, 2009  |
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Well I can not tell that the author of this remarkable case simply golden arms. It is a pity that such you will not buy.

The mad computer case (14 pics)


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