My name: Julia, I am 21
I live in Russia in the city of Moscow
About me: I am pretty, smart and naive, yet, believe in miracles. I am always positive!
My name: Kristina
I live in Russia, in the city of Ufa (Tatarstan Republic)
About me: I adore my friends, parents, my car (!) and of course I like having my photos taken. I hope you enjoy what I've shared.
- Category: Story |
- 9 Feb, 2009 |
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”